• Food Flavors, Textures, Shapes Freudian Substitute For Genitals By Culture

    By Chongchen Saelee

    I know I can’t possibly be the only adult here to make the correlation. Why is it that very “adult foods” seem to have such close tastes to genitals? I’m not trying to be juvenile here (in this case, you’d have to be a sexually-active juvenile to be able to even relate to this). Because adults like to throw around “aphrodisiac” this and that, when in actually these foods don’t do shit for people’s libidos.

    And I reiterate, unless you’ve engaged in oral sex, you won’t possibly be able to relate to this article. Unless you’ve eaten said “adult foods”, then you won’t be able to make the correlation either. Anyway, here’s my observations on those “adult foods”: (more…)

  • Challenge: Document From Pitch To Home Run Via Craigslist/Backpage

    By Chongchen Saelee

    Now, I don’t know if there is a precedent, but my journalistic tendency is beckoning me to find some goober who would be ballsy enough to let me document their attempts at getting laid via Craigslist or Backpage. I bring my camera and film the entire process: hours emailing/texting, line-by-line play, getting groomed, meeting up, doing the deed as proof of concept, and then the aftermath. Confidentiality will be guaranteed. The only catch is that I get to reap the benefits from the documentation. Your identities will be concealed of course. This is probably the only time you’ll get this kind of protection by law, where journalists don’t have to give up their informants, which is what you’d be considered.

    And who knows, maybe I can submit the story to Vice or something.

  • US President Obama Talks About Prejudice at Malaysia Convention

    Whoa. Finally, Barry fully embraces the purpose of why he was elected Presidente of Americano. Even I won’t lie. Barry was elected because he is BLACK. I elected him because he is BLACK. In the big picture, in America anyway, this is such a HUGE POLITICAL act of faith by the voting American population (a sad 33% or less). So that means that the other 63% of Americans are living it up, or couldn’t care less, or that they are so disenfranchised that they had no clue they have a say in how their country is run.

    America doesn’t fail by some mysterious force. It’s because people are selfish, greedy, racist, prejudice, corrupt. There is no CIVIL WAR, RACE WAR coming. It’ll only happen because people WANT it to happen. And when I hear grown, fully-functional adults talking like that, it makes me wonder how the wheels keep spinning, and how every day goes by and things still operate like clockwork, yet doubt weighs so heavily on their minds and what they say.

    Eventually, do those words break them physically? Then how strong are you after all?

  • Under The Skin + Batman Vs Superman Updates

  • New Superman Vs. Batman Concept Art!!!

    Superman Vs Batman Concept Art
    Superman Vs Batman Concept Art

    Batman is Freddy Krueger = Supernatural, mystical, demon, ninja, dreamlike
    Superman is Jason Vorhees = Brute, hulk, smash, destroy, unstoppable

  • Scarlett Johansson’s Vagina, Under The Skin, and Exploitation of Ugly Adam

    By Chongchen Saelee

    I think “Under The Skin” may be quite overrated. If you’ve seen “Life Force”, you’ll get the same kind of pomp and hardcore sci-fi. If you want more titilation, then watch the “Species” franchise. I don’t doubt “Under The Skin” having some cool artsy sequences, but it’s possible it can become blase, if it isn’t already. No one comes up with anything new anymore. The fact that you get presented with an eyeball in an extended camera pull back should be enough clue, it’s done to death. (more…)

  • Subliminal Marketing Begins for “Batman vs Superman”

    http://www.forbes.com/sites/danielfisher/2014/04/23/hidden-bystanders-in-michigans-affirmative-action-case-asian-americans/

    http://www.politicususa.com/2014/04/24/schuette-v-bamn-whitewishing.html

    I’ve only been exposed to just a smidge of how America’s monster mass media machine works, but I think I have a pretty good idea how it works.

    Warner Bros. is currently shooting scenes for upcoming film sequel to “Man of Steel” in Michigan.

    So Michigan citizens can expect to slowly get conditioned for the film, now with a supposed affirmative action case being publicised called “Schuette vs. BAMN”. Apparently, it’s something about whitewashing and Asians being the left-out minorities in Michigan when it comes to affirmative action.

    Either or, expect that case name “Schuette vs. BAMN” to be all over the media outlets for a while, Michigan. Subliminally, it’s prepping you for “Superman vs. Batman”.

    So like I’ve state before, I’ll state it again, it’s a messed up world we live in. Don’t be surprised if Warner Bros. and the CIA shoot up another school or create some kind of terrorist act again prior to releasing the movie. It’s a classic case of Munchausen Syndrome by Proxy and they’ve been doing it since the beginning of organized society. That’s pretty fucked up.

  • Kevin Margo’s “Construct” – A Visual FX short film

    Jesus F. Christ. It’s advancing and it’s advancing FAST. Who knows? Maybe by the time Avatar sequels come out, it’ll be blase.

    Check out the IMPRESSIVE teaser trailer:

    Construct GTC Teaser from Kevin Margo on Vimeo.

  • Upgrade Nikon D3200 to Nikon D5300

    By Chongchen Saelee

    Man, Nikon, why??? Whyyyyyyyyyy???

    At the time I was shopping around for my first DSLR, I wanted to get the Nikon D5100 because it had a swivel LCD screen. Well, years later, and having purchased the D3200 instead because that’s all I could afford at the time, I feel it’s time for a little upgrade, but alas, it’s not in my budget.

    What I like about the Nikon D5300: (more…)

  • Batman Is Only Human Like Early John McClane

    Batman as Every Man
    Batman as Every Man

    Batman should be more human, much like the first John McClane. He will progressively break down throughout the fight, which is very human, unlike a super alien who is invincible.