• ModelMayhem.com is Awesome-tastic!!!

    By Chongchen Saelee

    I’m not just saying that because I get a lot of referrals to this website from modelmayhem.com, but also because I am a proud member of the social networking website for models, photographers, and the like. You can check out my photography portfolio at www.modelmayhem.com/eastfist.

    How To Succeed With Model Mayhem

    No matter what your goals are using the website, it’s important that you don’t give up. As long as you aren’t a creeper or sexual predator, and you’re main goal should be creating somekind of art or modeling or doing something involving artmaking, and not just getting laid, then you could be successful. The first thing you want to do is get familiar with the actual network and socialize. It’s pointless to join the site if you’re not trying to find people to collaborate with. (more…)

  • What We Do In The Shadows – A Vampire Mocumentary

    http://bcove.me/jo5p68vz

    Seems like my kind of humor.

  • May is “Asian Pacific Islander Heritage Month” in Murica

    http://asianpacificheritage.gov/

    Too bad I had no clue. I live it 24/7. What’s another month gone by? If I was truly dedicated to babysitting YouTube viewers, I would have planned an entire shebang of videos, but I think they’re old enough to wipe their butts, so they don’t need me to feed them more junk.

  • USD$100 Up For Grabs: Convince Me

    By Chongchen Saelee

    Consider this a social experiment. This is NOT A JOKE. I want to see if anyone will take the bait… and I’ll document it.

    Consider this my act of kindness with a twist.

    If you have a PayPal account, a real one (don’t con me), I’m willing to give you USD$1 as a donation until that USD$100 is dispensed or I close the contest. But you have to convince me. Leave a comment with your real name and email in the comments and why I should give you free money. If you post any pics, make sure you own the rights or have permission to do so.

    Whoever I decide to give money to agrees that I now have the right to use your likeness and submitted content to publicize my contest or use in any marketing materials as I see fit, which includes my YouTube videos, various blogs, printed materials, etc. That’s the only catch. Not too complicated.

    Good luck!

    DISCLAIMER: ALL DECISIONS ARE MADE BY ME AND FINAL

  • Taco Bell’s “Mystery” Beef Ingredients finally spun!!!

    http://gma.yahoo.com/taco-bell-reveals-mystery-beef-ingredients-201253055–abc-news-Recipes.html

    So a while back, Taco Bell made public that the beef you get with your Taco Supreme or burrito or whatever was not 100% beef. It was in fact only about 88% beef and 12% filler. Say whaaaat?

    I imagine the main reason is to cut costs. That 12% are preservatives and stuffing. You can read the full list at the provided link.

    I still love Taco Bell every now and then. Hey, Taco Bell, where’s my check?!!!

  • Don’t Let Anyone Stop You From Persuing Your Dreams

    By Chongchen Saelee

    As cliched as it has become, you only live one life. Forget God. Forget luck. Forget reincarnation. There is no such thing. You only live one life and then you die. That’s it. So in that time, you’d better have figured that out and make the most of it. And if you’re lucky enough to live in an environment that allows you to be happy, then by God, how ironic, you better be happy. (more…)

  • “Superman Vs. Batman” is Official Title of Sequel to “Man of Steel”

    By Chongchen Saelee

    From here on out, I will be referring to “Batman Vs Superman” as “Superman Vs Batman”, which I’m confident is the official title. Before, it was just important that “Batman” was mentioned in the title, and obviously that’s going to draw in a huge market. But there is a logic to having Superman billed first in the title because it is his franchise after all. And Affleck is going to get his own Batman franchise anyway.

    So, here’s what we know: (more…)

  • Food Flavors, Textures, Shapes Freudian Substitute For Genitals By Culture

    By Chongchen Saelee

    I know I can’t possibly be the only adult here to make the correlation. Why is it that very “adult foods” seem to have such close tastes to genitals? I’m not trying to be juvenile here (in this case, you’d have to be a sexually-active juvenile to be able to even relate to this). Because adults like to throw around “aphrodisiac” this and that, when in actually these foods don’t do shit for people’s libidos.

    And I reiterate, unless you’ve engaged in oral sex, you won’t possibly be able to relate to this article. Unless you’ve eaten said “adult foods”, then you won’t be able to make the correlation either. Anyway, here’s my observations on those “adult foods”: (more…)

  • Challenge: Document From Pitch To Home Run Via Craigslist/Backpage

    By Chongchen Saelee

    Now, I don’t know if there is a precedent, but my journalistic tendency is beckoning me to find some goober who would be ballsy enough to let me document their attempts at getting laid via Craigslist or Backpage. I bring my camera and film the entire process: hours emailing/texting, line-by-line play, getting groomed, meeting up, doing the deed as proof of concept, and then the aftermath. Confidentiality will be guaranteed. The only catch is that I get to reap the benefits from the documentation. Your identities will be concealed of course. This is probably the only time you’ll get this kind of protection by law, where journalists don’t have to give up their informants, which is what you’d be considered.

    And who knows, maybe I can submit the story to Vice or something.

  • US President Obama Talks About Prejudice at Malaysia Convention

    Whoa. Finally, Barry fully embraces the purpose of why he was elected Presidente of Americano. Even I won’t lie. Barry was elected because he is BLACK. I elected him because he is BLACK. In the big picture, in America anyway, this is such a HUGE POLITICAL act of faith by the voting American population (a sad 33% or less). So that means that the other 63% of Americans are living it up, or couldn’t care less, or that they are so disenfranchised that they had no clue they have a say in how their country is run.

    America doesn’t fail by some mysterious force. It’s because people are selfish, greedy, racist, prejudice, corrupt. There is no CIVIL WAR, RACE WAR coming. It’ll only happen because people WANT it to happen. And when I hear grown, fully-functional adults talking like that, it makes me wonder how the wheels keep spinning, and how every day goes by and things still operate like clockwork, yet doubt weighs so heavily on their minds and what they say.

    Eventually, do those words break them physically? Then how strong are you after all?