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How to Bake Chicken… Without Poisoning Yourself!!!
Real tutorial. You don’t want violent and sloppy diarrhea do you?
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Heartbleed bug is vulnerability in OpenSSL
http://www.nbcnews.com/tech/security/nsa-denies-it-used-heartbleed-bug-gather-intelligence-n78356
Well, well, well, NOW they’re getting more specific about what the “Heartbleed bug” actually is. Turns out, it’s a vulnerability in OpenSSL. You gotta be pretty stupid to use OpenSSL to log into a secure site. Like anything that is opensource, any joe schmo can go in there and put their own code leaving a backdoor open for them later. I don’t care if there is a peer-reviewed system in place. If all those supposed peers are crooked and corrupt, the entire system is already compromised. Such is the case with certain forum software (I won’t name names, but they have very sketchy behavior).
Thank goodness I never used OpenSSL (and I would never enable it if it came with any software). So I’m not too worried.
Fuck you, NSA. You guys need to stop playing games.
(OpenSSL is something the NSA would have created. But they’re claiming they didn’t. Do your research. Most of the encryption algorithms the entire Internet uses is written by NSA. Remember, NSA isn’t some righteous cream of the crop elite superhero group, they’re people, and people are flawed, crooked, corrupt, selfish, etc. Bad shit can happen and it does.)
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What Would You Do For $100?!!!
If you’re in Green Bay, Wisconsin, what would you do for USD$100?!!!
I won’t gip you like those losers on YouTube, but it is still a video for YouTube. If you’re in Green Bay, Wisconsin, and you’d like a chance to win $100 cash, send me a link to an audition video about what you would do for $100. If the idea compels me enough, I’ll bring my camera and I’ll film you making a fool of yourself and I’ll pay you $100!!!* It’s that simple!!! What are you waiting for, send me your submissions today!
*You’d sign a release form and give me certain rights to your likeness and other technical stuff. But you still get paid $100!
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Jackpot Bloom Graphic Novel Comic Book Printed Proof
Jackpot Bloom Graphic Novel Comic Book Printed Proof 
Jackpot Bloom Graphic Novel Comic Book Printed Proof 
Jackpot Bloom Graphic Novel Comic Book Printed Proof Some minor technical flaws, but it being only the initial proof, it can easily be fixed. But, man, am I proud today. Holy moly moly. Guys, set aside some money and buy this book!
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How to Spot a Transsexual 101
By Chongchen Saelee
NOTE: A transsexual is a person who completely physically changed from one gender to the other. A transvestite is a cross-dresser whose natural gender is intact. When I use the term “tranny” here, for this purpose, I only refer to transsexuals.
Okay, young ladies and gentleman. It might shock you that once you’ve blossomed into a sexually mature adult that you’re going to have to go out there and find a mate and procreate (if you so choose). And depending on what you’re into sexually, you might need to know how to find the proper mate (or sex parner might be more appropriate term) for yourself. Of course, my only experience is that of a straight born-male (or what the trannies call “cis”). But seeing as how I troll Craigslist a lot, I’ve encountered a many kinds of people, who too are looking for love or quick-love, but they are human nonetheless. So I won’t be too rude or crude. Here are my tips about how to spot transsexuals on the Internet: (more…)
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Role Models for Male Youth by Class
By Chongchen Saelee
The first key to writing good satire is having a keen eye in observing the world around you. I, being an American, and bombarded with American bullshit propaganda, am confident I know exactly how the steaming pile of shit is served on a gold platter. So here’s my observations of who young males aspire to become like, by class nonetheless: (more…)
