Tag: real

  • The Real Shape of the Globe

    The Real Shape Of The Globe
    The Real Shape Of The Globe

    The Real Shape of The Globe
    By Chongchen Saelee

    Most depictions of the globe is an oversimplification, a mapping projection made by cartographers so it is easier to read and navigate.

    But the actual physical earth is not a perfect sphere. If anything was a perfect sphere, it would be the Earth’s atmoshphere. Everything else is irregular. So to map the physical land to a perfect sphere is inaccurate.

    So if you were to fly a literal straight path from point-to-point, there would be no curve like how some animations depict it. You would actually travel faster and shorter distances.

  • I’m Satoshi Nakamoto, fools!!!

    I’m Satoshi Nakamoto, fools!!!

    By Chongchen Saelee

    Well, before this Bitcoin circus gets too out of hand, I thought I’d finally out myself as the inventor of the Bitcoin protocol. I know a lot of Bitcoin loyalists don’t personally like me, even though ironically they enjoy being the prom queen at my expense. The real story isn’t even that exciting, but let’s sober some of the hysterics up. (more…)

  • Real Ghost Caught on HD Camera!!!

    O. M. G. It scary.

  • Telepathy Experiment Sends First Message Across Great Distance

    http://news.yahoo.com/telepathy-experiment-sends-1st-mental-message-222701481.html

    I’m embarrassed by the comments on that article. People are still in denial. Or, they’re the ones doing it. Mind invasion. It’s real. It’s about absolute population control. Forget what those loser scientists claim that it’s for the greater good. Every movie that Hollywood makes now is literally stolen from someone’s dreams. Literally. That’s why you better start thinking like a hallucination to throw these losers off.

  • How To Screen Craigslist and Backpage Ads For Real People To Meet

    By Chongchen Saelee

    In this follow-up article to my previous one, I want to continue into the specific details and techniques I use to screen out fakes, time-wasters, cops, catfish, etc., when I’m trolling Craigslist and Backpage for dates. (more…)

  • Challenge: Document From Pitch To Home Run Via Craigslist/Backpage

    By Chongchen Saelee

    Now, I don’t know if there is a precedent, but my journalistic tendency is beckoning me to find some goober who would be ballsy enough to let me document their attempts at getting laid via Craigslist or Backpage. I bring my camera and film the entire process: hours emailing/texting, line-by-line play, getting groomed, meeting up, doing the deed as proof of concept, and then the aftermath. Confidentiality will be guaranteed. The only catch is that I get to reap the benefits from the documentation. Your identities will be concealed of course. This is probably the only time you’ll get this kind of protection by law, where journalists don’t have to give up their informants, which is what you’d be considered.

    And who knows, maybe I can submit the story to Vice or something.

  • Official Batman Ben Affleck Cowl Concept Art!!!

    Batman Ben Affleck Cowl Concept Art
    Batman Ben Affleck Cowl Concept Art

    Oooh, spooky.

  • Wonder Woman Gal Gadot Costume Design Predictions

    By Chongchen Saelee

    Costume designer Michael Wilkinson recently hinted that his version of Wonder Woman might look heavily armored much like film adaptations of gladiators (and with laser guns?) But boy works in Hollywood after all, and Hollywood is creatively bankrupt, and they tend to funnel that money back into their own pockets by stealing or recycling tried-and-true ideas. What am I saying? I’m saying Wilkinson might be obligated to stick with what his higher-ups tell him to do, which is recycle old designs. Check out these possible inspirations: (more…)

  • Batman vs Superman Costume Designer Michael Wilkinson Releases Official Batman Costume Suit!!!

    WHOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!