• Mom Wants Me To Get Married + Have Kids

    By Chongchen Saelee

    EVERY single 30-something-year-old, at least in American culture, is going to get nagged by their parents to start their own family. Maybe it’s a good sign your parents finally acknowledge you as a full adult. Or is it just because your other relatives, cousins, siblings are getting married and having children? Because I’m no fool. Of course it would make my parents proud that I could spawn the next generation for them to witness, but I know that once my parents are gone, the burden will solely be on my shoulders to raise my own family, and that’s not something I’m willing to accept yet. (more…)

  • Real Style Talent Agency Out Of Michigan

    Real Style Talent Agency http://rsol.us/

    I got another e-mail update from Real Style today, saying they had a typo earlier about their military/law enforcement scenes. They had sent out earlier that the shoot was suppose to be June 24, but now it is June 27. They are still looking for extras to play these types: military, law enforcement, EMT, etc.

    I figured, what the hell, and put my voucher in. They’ll show my updated pics to Zack Snyder and I just want to get an email saying I was booked to fuck with them. Even though, yes, I am technically available, I just don’t want to drive up there to Michigan. They are paying $8/hour for up to 12 hour shoots. That’s legit, but I don’t care enough to be in a stinking Batman v Superman film. Besides, I was initially excited about that original Transformers 4 casting but now we know what the final product looks like. So…

    Anyway, Zack Snyder can consider me for the role of Robin. Just a cameo though. You have my agent’s number, don’t you? Schmooze.

    Asian Actor Cast As Robin in 'Batman V Superman'
    Asian Actor Cast As Robin in ‘Batman V Superman’
    Asian Actor Cast As Robin in 'Batman V Superman'
    Asian Actor Cast As Robin in ‘Batman V Superman’
    Asian Actor Cast As Robin in 'Batman V Superman'
    Asian Actor Cast As Robin in ‘Batman V Superman’

    And I updated my profile on their site, too, because I gained my weight back and grew out my facial hair and mop of hair. So maybe I can play a wicked hacker, druggie, or bum or Robin. Who knows?

  • Facebook Video Rant About Black Ignorance and Denial Goes Viral

    Everything the woman says is true. But it doesn’t just apply to blacks. It applies to all who don’t except responsibility for their own ignorance.

    Everything in life you must EARN.

    Pay close attention to the part about black rappers, the good ones, actually being incredibly educated, otherwise how would they know how to write such awesome metaphors and lyrics? Yet, every other inbred wannabe thinks they have the same skill and you can see them on YouTube.

    Moral of the story: you aren’t all that unless you’re really all that. When you’re really all that, you won’t even have to try. You won’t even have to impress anyone.

  • You Son of a Fu Manchu: A Short Story

    You Son of a Fu Manchu
    By Chongchen Saelee

    My name is Jerry Wu. I am 17 years old. My mother is Hilary Johnson Stantham. My father is Thomas Lei Wu, but you probably know him best as Fu Manchu. I am the biracial son of America’s most controversial political power-couple. You see, I will recall for you, the time my mother and father both ran for office, the highest office, the President of the United States. (more…)

  • Harvesting Kinetic Energy via Earth’s Rotation

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotational_energy

    I must be out of the loop, but imagine if we could get FREE ELECTRICITY via the kinetic energy, or rotational energy, of the Earth. Google’s probably doing it. Some mad scientists or governments probably are. But it’d be like a giant copper coil ring around the earth and a giant magnet at the Earth’s core. Just rotate that giant thing around and around. Of course, I don’t know if that would fry all us Earthlings, but I’m just free flow thinking.

  • Digital Storage on Glass Media

    http://www.extremetech.com/extreme/160928-five-dimensional-glass-memory-can-store-360tb-per-disc-rugged-enough-to-outlive-the-human-race

    Glass media for digital storage

    As cool as it sounds, I think it hasn’t caught on because it’s too fragile. Imagine, according to the article, that entire 360 Terabytes of data GONE because you’re dog knocked it off the desk, or you were getting your hanky panky on and sat on it, or something more stupid.

    That’s why USB sticks caught on because consumers are idiots and prone to accidents, and USB sticks are TOUGH little buggers.

    Whatever new media storage technology comes out next, it’s going to have to be flexible and indestructable, but at the same time also capable of storing a lot of data. It might look something like plastic tape.

    Because, if my understanding is correct, modern access to digital storage is always via electricity. It’s all about having that electrical charge or not, the universal and tried-and-true “binary” data structure. Unless you can control black holes and store data at 3D coordinates in time-space, you’ll only be able to store data on something material or utilizing nano-technology.

  • Omegle is Frightening Online Community

    By Chongchen Saelee

    I just spent the last hour trolling Omegle, my god, it’s kinda exciting to see that the Internet is indeed live and well, however, it’s full of creepers.

    Withing the first 10 seconds of signing in, I get an eye full frontal of a hairy-chested, fully nude but cropped off at the neck white dude jerking his dick off. SMDH.

    And what follows is nothing but a bunch of shirtless white dudes reclining on beds or what they think they look like sexy Ambercrombie and Fitch cover models or something. Most of them are jerking their dicks out of frame. And some of these cats look like YouTube’s PewDiePie. (more…)