Holy, Batman! You’ve become a godless god!

Would I dare to go into the significance of Batman mania in U.S. mainstream media? Too lazy to write anything, but I do wager a bat-zillion dollars that at this point, you can say anything about the upcoming Dark Knight Rises film and it will still make a billion dollars. You can say something like Christian Bale and Joseph Gordon-Levitt have a gay sex scene, or Chris Nolan used child labor during their shoot in India, or Michael Bay is secretly cutting together the true ending of the film, and it still wouldn’t matter. People have their tickets and this movie is already sold in their heads. It’s already full of awesomesauce.

The CIA don’t spend that much money for nuthin. Till next time, keep them bat-nipple-lasers clean!