Category: Food and Health

All blog entries pertaining to good food, healthy food, exotic food, practical cooking, snacks, otherwise anything that makes your tongue dance and fills your belly so you can sleep at night.

  • Nestle To Create Fat-Burning Drink For Lazy Fat F*cks

    http://www.msn.com/en-us/money/inside-the-ticker/nestle-is-brewing-a-fat-burning-drink-for-people-who-hate-exercise/ar-BBeFHZ8?ocid=mailsignout

    Fuck Nestle! I wouldn’t trust any beverages from Nestle. Supposedly, they’ll utilize an enzyme that will boost your metabolism and auto-magically burn your fat while you sit on your fat ass instead of getting active like normal mammals do. It’s a perfect monopoly of the food industry. Nestle literally owns all the candy industry. They get you fat. Then they get you thirsty. Then they make you drink that fat away. And they got you hooked on their shit.

    It’s like they don’t foresee stupid people abusing it and drinking holes into their stomachs, dying of ulcers or cancers. And people WILL DO THAT.

    I won’t EVER talk shit about Nestle’s delicious chocolates, but damn, don’t touch the beverages.

  • Stupid Grocery Shopping Mistakes When On A Tight Budget

    My Stupid Shopping Errors For This Week
    My Stupid Shopping Errors For This Week

    I could have saved a lot of money if I hadn’t impulse bought a bunch of junk food. I intended to eat for a week, but mostly I set out to get new bed covers and light bulbs, the important stuff. It’s a good week gone by and I have 3 cans of tuna, 1 can of chicken breast, 1 Digiorno’s pizza. Everything else is consumed by either me or entire family of 5. I’m not the main breadwinner, but this is always a good exercise for when I’m going to be on my own.

    Anyway, I shouldn’t have bought those damn expensive Naked Juices, which were almost $8 a bottle (64 fl oz).

    However, I did notice the packaged salad lasted me the entire week. That’s a hell of a deal. Since when I feed myself, I usually don’t get any greens. It’s usually just carbs and sweets, which is a really dumb move. But, man, that box of salad lasted a whole week. You just have to remember to eat it every day. And I’m sure were I living by myself, I’d have to get those greens into my system. It’s a perfect portion.

    Another no-brainer good deal is the Ice Mountain water. Just buy a lot of that. You’re always going to need it. I prefer Ice Mountain or Walmart’s generic brand Great Value over Dasani or Nestle (which are scammy, you can read about it in my other blog post).

    Otherwise, let my mistakes be your lesson. Grocery shopping is almost a lost artform.

  • Eating Cat Meat!!!

  • Nestle and Dasani Water Makes You More Thirsty and Gives You Diarrhea

    By Chongchen Saelee

    I hate Nestle and Dasani brand bottled water. They put salt or some kind of chemical in it to make you more thirsty after drinking it. Your mouth outright dries up and you think you need more so you keep drinking. By the time you’ve realized you’ve been duped, then you get diarrhea, which makes you lose even more water from your system. Which makes you have to drink more of their water, if that’s what you accidentally bought.

    And that’s the mistake Mom ALWAYS makes is buying Nestle or Dasani, only because the packaging looks good.

    These companies can get away with it because it’s part of their trade secret. Those “natural minerals and flavors” they put in are salt and flouride or something “natural” but naturally makes you need to drink more water, especially want you to drink their water.

    Scum companies.

    Jackie Chan’s “The Tuxedo” hit on that plot.

    Ice Mountain or even some generic brand distilled or purified water is more like how water should be.

  • Doritos Crash The Superbowl Ad Contest Rules Says Can Steal Your Entry And Not Give Credit

    By Chongchen Saelee

    http://www.doritos.com/crashthesuperbowl/toolkit
    https://s3.amazonaws.com/ctsb-production/footer/CTSB+Rules+%26+Details.pdf

    So Doritos brand tortilla chips runs this contest every year to draw in user-made ads that aim to play during The Super Bowl. BUT, you have to read their fine print. Check this little cheat in their official contest rules (link above, can be found via their official website, also link above):

    By entering this Contest and uploading your Submission, you irrevocably grant to
    Sponsor and their agents, to the extent permissible by law, the unconditional and
    perpetual right to post, display, broadcast, publish, use, adapt, edit, translate, dub,
    and/or modify such Submission in any way, in any and all media, throughout the world,
    for any purpose, without limitation, and without notice or consideration to you.

    You know what that means? It means that if you submit an incredibly awesome ad that you came up with all by yourself, starring yourself, then Doritos can steal your idea, or use some Hollywood hocus-pocus and erase you out of it, or do whatever, and not have to tell you anything about their con.

    That’s some shady stuff.

    Why not just say: make us a commercial for free? That million dollar prize is just to trick you to make us an awesome FREE commercial, of which we will profit off of.

    ALWAYS read the fine print.

  • How To Crack a Peach Like an Egg

    It’s so stupid, it’s magical.

  • Know When To Take a Break!!!

  • Authentic Asian Food: Rotten Fish Sauce!!! Yums!

  • Drinking Yeo’s Soybean Drink

  • How to Peel and Slice a Mango Asian-Style