{"id":3983,"date":"2014-11-19T21:38:42","date_gmt":"2014-11-20T03:38:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.eastfist.com\/?p=3983"},"modified":"2014-11-19T21:38:42","modified_gmt":"2014-11-20T03:38:42","slug":"nestle-to-create-fat-burning-drink-for-lazy-fat-fcks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eastfist.com\/blog\/2014\/11\/19\/nestle-to-create-fat-burning-drink-for-lazy-fat-fcks\/","title":{"rendered":"Nestle To Create Fat-Burning Drink For Lazy Fat F*cks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.eastfist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/carrot-1085063_1280.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.eastfist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/carrot-1085063_1280-300x198.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"198\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-4814\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.msn.com\/en-us\/money\/inside-the-ticker\/nestle-is-brewing-a-fat-burning-drink-for-people-who-hate-exercise\/ar-BBeFHZ8?ocid=mailsignout\" title=\"Opens in New Window\" target=\"_blank\">http:\/\/www.msn.com\/en-us\/money\/inside-the-ticker\/nestle-is-brewing-a-fat-burning-drink-for-people-who-hate-exercise\/ar-BBeFHZ8?ocid=mailsignout<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Fuck Nestle! I wouldn&#8217;t trust any <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.eastfist.com\/2014\/09\/16\/nestle-and-dasani-water-makes-you-more-thirsty-and-gives-you-diarrhea\/\">beverages from Nestle<\/a>. Supposedly, they&#8217;ll utilize an enzyme that will boost your metabolism and auto-magically burn your fat while you sit on your fat ass instead of getting active like normal mammals do. It&#8217;s a perfect monopoly of the food industry. Nestle literally owns all the candy industry. They get you fat. Then they <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.eastfist.com\/2014\/09\/16\/nestle-and-dasani-water-makes-you-more-thirsty-and-gives-you-diarrhea\/\">get you thirsty<\/a>. Then they make you drink that fat away. And they got you hooked on their shit.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s like they don&#8217;t foresee stupid people abusing it and drinking holes into their stomachs, dying of ulcers or cancers. And people WILL DO THAT.<\/p>\n<p>I won&#8217;t EVER talk shit about Nestle&#8217;s delicious chocolates, but damn, don&#8217;t touch the beverages.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>http:\/\/www.msn.com\/en-us\/money\/inside-the-ticker\/nestle-is-brewing-a-fat-burning-drink-for-people-who-hate-exercise\/ar-BBeFHZ8?ocid=mailsignout Fuck Nestle! I wouldn&#8217;t trust any beverages from Nestle. Supposedly, they&#8217;ll utilize an enzyme that will boost your metabolism and auto-magically burn your fat while you sit on your fat ass instead of getting active like normal mammals do. It&#8217;s a perfect monopoly of the food industry. Nestle literally owns all the candy industry. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[208,793,848,922,1538,1632,1742,2274],"class_list":["post-3983","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food","tag-auto","tag-drinking","tag-enzyme","tag-fat","tag-losing","tag-metabolism","tag-nestle","tag-scumball"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eastfist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3983","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eastfist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eastfist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eastfist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eastfist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3983"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eastfist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3983\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eastfist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3983"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eastfist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3983"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eastfist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3983"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}