{"id":1222,"date":"2011-11-05T00:43:52","date_gmt":"2011-11-05T06:43:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.eastfist.com\/?p=1222"},"modified":"2011-11-05T00:43:52","modified_gmt":"2011-11-05T06:43:52","slug":"george-michael-the-ultimate-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eastfist.com\/blog\/2011\/11\/05\/george-michael-the-ultimate-man\/","title":{"rendered":"George Michael: The Ultimate Man"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No, no, no, I got a point. You gotta have faith.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>1. Observe (with as much objectivity as possible, and as little snickering as possible):<\/p>\n<p>http:\/\/youtu.be\/lu3VTngm1F0<\/p>\n<p>2.  Now ask yourself: Why can&#8217;t Batman Forever live up to that music video? What the hell, Joel?<\/p>\n<p>3.  I know this Batman can:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/29.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_lthd5tYiCY1r3gb6ao1_500.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>4. Observe, nextly, Hugh Jackman, America&#8217;s standard for all the young (white) boys of what a man is suppose to be:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.smh.com.au\/ffximage\/2004\/09\/24\/jackman_narrowweb__200x359.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.smh.com.au\/ffximage\/2003\/10\/17\/17hughjackman.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cdn.mos.totalfilm.com\/images\/h\/hugh-jackman-heads-back-to-broadway-66614-470-75.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>5. And, yet, this is gay:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_BZp0Ib12hoE\/TPQsvhJE47I\/AAAAAAAAAlU\/ZUIvUWTWiNQ\/s1600\/ninja%2Bassassin2.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/static.allkpop.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/old\/news_rumors\/20080513_rainninja2.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_dizNv9x-UkA\/TDHR34uezOI\/AAAAAAAAA7k\/uaa1Gk3YvpY\/s1600\/4.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chinahighlights.com\/image\/travelguide\/beijing-opera.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>6. And, this is not:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/scrapetv.com\/News\/News%20Pages\/Entertainment\/images-4\/braveheart-3.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cinemastationblog.files.wordpress.com\/2011\/07\/braveheart21.jpg?w=320&#038;h=214\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And then&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/handson.provocateuse.com\/images\/photos\/gackt_camui_06.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Ooookay, kinda lost my point there (Gackt and his David Bowie-look-obsession).  It&#8217;s still somewhere in there (looks don&#8217;t define a person, stereotypes are bad, Americans are ignorant, just be yourself, yada, yada, yada).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No, no, no, I got a point. You gotta have faith.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[189,282,464,481,988,1049,1063,1241,1450,1625,1626,1899,2465,2815],"class_list":["post-1222","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment","tag-asian","tag-bi-rain","tag-chinese","tag-christian-bale","tag-fob","tag-gackt","tag-gay","tag-hugh-jackman","tag-korean","tag-mel-gibson","tag-men","tag-perez-hilton","tag-stereotypes","tag-white"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eastfist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1222","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eastfist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eastfist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eastfist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eastfist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1222"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eastfist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1222\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eastfist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1222"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eastfist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1222"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eastfist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1222"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}