{"id":1135,"date":"2011-09-04T21:46:12","date_gmt":"2011-09-05T03:46:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.eastfist.com\/?p=1135"},"modified":"2011-09-04T21:46:12","modified_gmt":"2011-09-05T03:46:12","slug":"pen-tonic-comics-how-to-talk-to-strippers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eastfist.com\/blog\/2011\/09\/04\/pen-tonic-comics-how-to-talk-to-strippers\/","title":{"rendered":"Pen Tonic Comics: How To Talk To Strippers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;How about a lapdance, sugah?&#8221;<!--more--><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1136\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1136\" style=\"width: 360px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.eastfist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/pentonic090411.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.eastfist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/pentonic090411.jpg\" alt=\"Pen Tonic Comics: How to talk to strippers\" title=\"Pen Tonic Comics: How to talk to strippers\" width=\"360\" height=\"360\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1136\" srcset=\"https:\/\/eastfist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/pentonic090411.jpg 360w, https:\/\/eastfist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/pentonic090411-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/eastfist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/pentonic090411-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 360px) 100vw, 360px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1136\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Pen Tonic Comics: How to talk to strippers<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>&#8220;No, I&#8217;m fine.  I only have $30 and I want to get my money&#8217;s worth.&#8221;<\/p>\n<h2>Artist&#8217;s Statement<\/h2>\n<p>Don&#8217;t ever worry about offending a woman that&#8217;s only after your money.  If she willingly wants to show you the goods for free, then treat her with a little respect, especially if she&#8217;s a fine specimen of female anatomy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;How about a lapdance, sugah?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,5],"tags":[447,537,1043,1233,1246,1888,2211,2244,2483,2488,2531,2538],"class_list":["post-1135","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-artistic","category-pentonic","tag-cheap","tag-comics","tag-funny","tag-how-to","tag-humor","tag-pen-tonic","tag-rude","tag-satire","tag-strippers","tag-stupid","tag-tact","tag-talk"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eastfist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1135","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eastfist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eastfist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eastfist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eastfist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1135"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eastfist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1135\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eastfist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1135"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eastfist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1135"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eastfist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1135"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}