{"id":1061,"date":"2011-07-27T08:48:17","date_gmt":"2011-07-27T14:48:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.eastfist.com\/?p=1061"},"modified":"2011-07-27T08:48:17","modified_gmt":"2011-07-27T14:48:17","slug":"pen-tonic-comics-the-real-batmanalfred-dynamic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eastfist.com\/blog\/2011\/07\/27\/pen-tonic-comics-the-real-batmanalfred-dynamic\/","title":{"rendered":"Pen Tonic Comics: The Real Batman\/Alfred Dynamic"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Aaaaalllllllfred! Aaaaalllllllfred! Allllllfrred!&#8221;<!--more--><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1062\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1062\" style=\"width: 360px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.eastfist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/pentonic072711.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.eastfist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/pentonic072711-360x360.png\" alt=\"Pen Tonic Comics: The real Batman\/Alfred Dynamic\" title=\"Pen Tonic Comics: The real Batman\/Alfred Dynamic\" width=\"360\" height=\"360\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1062\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1062\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Pen Tonic Comics: The real Batman\/Alfred Dynamic<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>&#8220;Alfred! I finished potty, come wipe my butt!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Aaaaalllllllfred! Aaaaalllllllfred! Allllllfrred!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,5,7],"tags":[127,252,669,1145,1963,2095,2174,2175,2433,2846],"class_list":["post-1061","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-artistic","category-pentonic","category-entertainment","tag-alfred","tag-batman","tag-dark-knight-rises","tag-grown-man","tag-poop","tag-real","tag-rich-kid","tag-richie-rich","tag-spoiled","tag-wipe-butt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eastfist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1061","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eastfist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eastfist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eastfist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eastfist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1061"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eastfist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1061\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eastfist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1061"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eastfist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1061"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eastfist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1061"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}