Tag: advice

  • 10 Things I’ve Learned Turning 37 Years Old

    10 Things I’ve Learned Turning 37 years old
    By Chongchen Saelee

    Gaw dayum. I’m turning 37 years old next month. Here are 10 things I’ve learned in my existence:

    1. People are in their final Dragon Ball Z form by the time they are around 22 years old in modern days because that’s when they experience the most responsibilities and exposure to harsh reality. Be grateful you live longer these days. I could have peaked at 32 years old with a dead 12 year old wife and dying of consumption and rickets. So look forward to a nice long healthy life in modern times.

    2. If you’re single, date people within your age range given 5 years younger or older. Otherwise you won’t be able to relate to them. It’s a waste of time changing yourself for anyone at this age. Besides, unless you are a virgin or relatively inexperienced in dating by my age, these will literally be the best years of sex in your life because you are in peak shape and have proficient sex experience. Partner count doesn’t mean anything if you didn’t learn anything.

    3. At the same time, sex isn’t important anymore. When I was young, I was having a lot of sex for validation or clout. (more…)

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  • Post-coital Depression

    By Chongchen Saelee

    I’m single and I have one-night stands. And tonight got me depressed. (more…)

  • How to Detect Fake Post or Ad on Craigslist or Backpage

    By Chongchen Saelee

    Oh, tonight was a frustrating waste of time. I chatted for nearly 2 hours with “someone”. It was supposedly a real local woman looking for a casual encounter on Craigslist. Usually, I can detect these easily because there are tell-tale signs, but I was inclined to believe this person was a local because she looked local in her pics. Anyway, it didn’t get anywhere. So let me share with you poor saps how to spot a fake post on Craigslist or Backpage anyway. It’s the least I can do. (more…)

  • Dr. Jinseng Kwak Returns: Asian Penis, Asian Men Black Women, Captain America, Yellow Niggers

    The brilliant, affable, polite, and charming Dr. Jinseng Kwak returns! (more…)

  • The Economics of Dating When You’re Poor Bachelor

    And women wonder where the prostitution stigma comes from. (more…)