Category: Pop Culture/Media

Analysis, criticism, studies on American propaganda (otherwise euphematically called “popular culture”)

  • What Would You Do For $100?!!!

    If you’re in Green Bay, Wisconsin, what would you do for USD$100?!!!

    I won’t gip you like those losers on YouTube, but it is still a video for YouTube. If you’re in Green Bay, Wisconsin, and you’d like a chance to win $100 cash, send me a link to an audition video about what you would do for $100. If the idea compels me enough, I’ll bring my camera and I’ll film you making a fool of yourself and I’ll pay you $100!!!* It’s that simple!!! What are you waiting for, send me your submissions today!

    *You’d sign a release form and give me certain rights to your likeness and other technical stuff. But you still get paid $100!

  • How to Spot a Transsexual 101

    By Chongchen Saelee

    NOTE: A transsexual is a person who completely physically changed from one gender to the other. A transvestite is a cross-dresser whose natural gender is intact. When I use the term “tranny” here, for this purpose, I only refer to transsexuals.

    Okay, young ladies and gentleman. It might shock you that once you’ve blossomed into a sexually mature adult that you’re going to have to go out there and find a mate and procreate (if you so choose). And depending on what you’re into sexually, you might need to know how to find the proper mate (or sex parner might be more appropriate term) for yourself. Of course, my only experience is that of a straight born-male (or what the trannies call “cis”). But seeing as how I troll Craigslist a lot, I’ve encountered a many kinds of people, who too are looking for love or quick-love, but they are human nonetheless. So I won’t be too rude or crude. Here are my tips about how to spot transsexuals on the Internet: (more…)

  • Role Models for Male Youth by Class

    By Chongchen Saelee

    The first key to writing good satire is having a keen eye in observing the world around you. I, being an American, and bombarded with American bullshit propaganda, am confident I know exactly how the steaming pile of shit is served on a gold platter. So here’s my observations of who young males aspire to become like, by class nonetheless: (more…)

  • Lateshow with David Letterman Replacement Found!!!

  • New Batman Cowl Revealed!!!

    Bat Cowl Revealed!!!
    Bat Cowl Revealed!!!

    To me, Batman will have a pure black cape (computer generated) because it’s just like a shadow. He emerges from the shadow/cape and can disappear back into it. And then the cape dissipates into thin air like black smoke. So if you see a black shadow coming at you shaped like a giant bat, it looks incredibly frightening. And then a black shadow man with horns emerges from it.

  • Official Batman Vs Superman Updates!!!

    All the news we know so far about Batman vs Superman + some more!!!

  • Three Days To Kill Edward Snowden: A Short Story

    By Chongchen Saelee

    Alrighty, boys and girls, here’s an April’s Fool treat for ya! Enjoy!

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    No one knew who Edward Snowden was until he put on the mask. At least, he got quite the kick from making a reference about himself to the villainous Bane from the film The Dark Knight Rises. Snowden thought himself quite the showman and freedom fighter. He enjoyed the media spotlight the most.

    However, his fifteen minutes of fame would end displayed in a wooden box for the world to see. (more…)

  • Batman vs Superman Looking for Extras in Michigan

    http://batman-news.com/2014/03/28/be-an-extra-in-batman-vs-superman-in-detroit-michigan/

    Wow! Here’s my chance again to be in a major motion picture. I live right next to Michigan in Wisconsin. And my schedule is kinda open. Anyway, they’re looking for clean cut military and law enforcement types. Must be a dystopian Gotham City montage or something. I imagine something like Stephen King’s “The Mist” with a bunch of armed dudes running through the streets of Gotham. Batman is black smokey mist lingering in the shadows.

    Well, if this casting call is real, good luck to all you aspiring actors!!!

  • Batman Celebrates 75th Anniversary

    http://variety.com/2014/biz/news/batman-turns-75-gets-big-birthday-bash-from-wb-dc-1201149261/

    By Chongchen Saelee

    Yowza. Batman is 75 years old. That’s like three generations of brainwashed Bat-fans. And ironically, most fans only know he exists through the movies and not the comic books.

    Anyway, just thought it was worth blogging about, since I do get a lot of traffic regarding Batman.

    Rumor has it, WB might release official title and teaser pics of the costume during this celebration. Keep your eyes peeled.

  • How I Would Adapt Jonny Quest for Live Action Film

    By Chongchen Saelee

    Everyone who grew up on some incarnation of Jonny Quest loves the appeal of being the bad-ass boy of the hour. You don’t want to be Robin because he just can’t outweigh Batman as the sidekick. Jonny Quest, however, although technically still the sidekick to his scientist father and Rick Bannon, is actually the main focus and star of his own show. If you’re a young kid watching this, you don’t feel left out.

    And I’m sure Hollywood knows this is a good property to adapt for live-action. They’ve tried it. At one point, “High School Musical” star Zak Efron was attached to play Jonny Quest, but then he became a man, so no more of that.

    If Jonny Quest is just James Bond, Jr., I say do it like a Bond movie then. Very serious tone. No dumbing it down for kids like Roberto Rodriguez would do (even though his Spy Kids franchise is relatively successful). (more…)